Steelers Draft and Mel Kiper sucks thread!!

@nybites

My guy, I understand you spend time on the Steelers Depot, but you have to stop spamming links for that site all over this board.

 

Understood, I will not send any more hyperlinks to other sites, just sticking to what I will say off the cuff from now on. I forget sometimes this is a business you are running. Apologies. But geez you "guy'd me" Guess I deserved it. Prefer Chief or Dude.

 

The business end is actually closed out (no advertising and no income for a couple years now).

I just pay out my own pocket to keep this up and running for everyone to shoot the shit.

It's alright to link to sites, but try not to slam a bunch of links to the same one.

 

Nah I can accept a gag order. I mean I can jump over there and post too. Thanks again for keeping this afloat. My only wish list would be to allow emicons from Iphones, The ones available are limited, maybe down the road.
Cheers.

 

I have Edggerin Cooper at 22, where do you guys have him? Nicknamed Cobra, he is a 3 down LB. Another guy who could just fall into Pittsburgh's lap at 51. Not likely but remember Darnell Washington last year, we all thought that was a miracle.

 

Isn't there something like 3000 of those things?

 

regular ones maybe 200, I don't pay for extra on my phone. . Since this comes out of your pocket, any extra cost or work is foolish to ask for. I like the green smiley with the about to puke one, and the red smiley with the zipper across his face, with swears coming out in the form of characters instead of the actual word. I can post them elsewhere, make me happy to be able to swear. 43 years working in factories does that for to your vocabulary.

 

Yeah, I say fuck it all the time, so I can dig it.

And don't hesitate to ask for something around here. I still enjoy monkeying with shit here and keeping the place updated a bit.

 

So from what I read, Wiggins put on some weight, he slendered down to run fast in the combine. For me Mitchell maintained his weight and still smoked the 40. That is why he and StlCrtn have him as CB1.
I see Brendan Rice rated ahead of Luke McCafrey, round 4. I think the pick is McCafrey higher on the Steelers board since he came in for visits. I have McCafrey at 106, RIce at 140.

Some WR I lowered due to diminutive size anyone around 5'9" names like Xavier Worthy and Malik Washington, Isiah Williams, Tahj Washington there are a handful of these dudes We already have Shrimpboat Calvin Austin III .

How many of us have Logan Lee in their mock round 6, I think most of us. Pittsburgh could have Jaden Crumedy higher, closer to desired weight. Something about Iowa guys, Kirk Ferentz has them hard nosed and ready to rock and roll next level. If he slides to 178 Justin Oboigbe is actually an even better fit for HWS.

Interesting fact 45-60 UDFA will make a roster. The draft is not over at NYJ picking at 257. In fact some of the young kids already have scratch in their pockets from NIL. Let's say you are Jerry Zabronie WR from East Jabru State. The Cardinals offer you 5K to be on their 90 man. But the Commanders only offer you 3K. This is where Kollege pays off. (sp. intended for humor). Who was drafted, who is on the roster, can I make the team? I think they are better off not being taken late 7th and then picking the team that best suits their shot at making a roster. My $.02.

 

Other shit on my mind. According to Mel Crapper, Steelers are possibly moving up for Barton. Why? I think he needs more meds, Lithium. . Hopefully it will control his synapses and the twitching and that shit eating smile (I just wanna bash out those chicklets man)

and just think, only a five minute penalty bwaaahaaa ... and yes, i have your ass beat by 5 years, young man!

Malachi Corely is probably slot only, but the idea of an Offense is to move the chains, he is the KING OF YAC. Totally agree here He would be exceptional in slot, a huge need for us w/o Dionte

 

The twitching is embarrassing.
I would pull myself off TV if i was doing that...

 

Just the twitching? I would think that hairline is way more embarrassing.

 

How about the shit eating grin and the head bob. You know how you develop a head bob right? Hey I'm just stating what some would imagine. The Fucker dyes his hair, wouldn't shock me if he had botox to keep up his tv image.

 

Have you seen his protege, Fields Yates? Even worse IMHO, Fuckers at ESPN must do shots of espresso before each segment. And then the Narcissism meter just smokes over in the corner and reads 9999 blinking. They replaced the Bullshit meter because the needle got stuck on the right and buzzer and light burnt out. .

 

MOS if you hit reply to my post it quotes all the dribble I will put my text in blue.

Watching The Sheild show on tv, the one guy with an opinion I always ignore is David Carr. He had the balls to say "well the guys that are fringe first rounders might have to come back. on the bus the next day". Then he said he thought some of the other prospects were wondering why those were even invited. What a fucking dirt bag. So what if you slide into the second, you are likely to have a better career than a guy who got hit in the head too many times. Carr you were drafted first overall and you SUCKED. 11 years in the league and couldn't stick, ended up playing for 5 different teams. You still SUCK as an analyst starting with the day you rated your marginally talented brother ahead of future first ballot HOF Ben Roethlisberger. This "expert" went 23-56 as a starter, & threw for 6 more INTs than TDs. So just shut your pie hole Ass Clown.

 

JJ McCarthy is NOT A TOP TEN PICK.

He is not ready to throw 30 times a game. I see the YouTube highlights they never show the really bad picks he had a few were pick sixes.

 

Update they moved on from Assclown Carr, now we upgraded to Kurt Warner. I trust Kurt Warner, SB Winner, no bullshit evaluator of talent. Two more big boards on The Shield a top 200 and 300 from respected draft guys. Nobody on Disney Plus Sports with Goofy, Dumbo, and Pluto even compare to their NFL connections. And guess what, they don't twitch, bob, or give us that fake fucking smile. Reminds me of Steve Martin's rant.

You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile! A fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat! And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car... right... fucking... now. - Neal Page 1989 Planes, Trains, Automobiles.

Crap on toast, they switched back to Carr. grrrrrrrr Steve Smith Jr. says 6 WR in round 1. I can buy that.with some team drafting stupid. Harrison, Nabers, Odunze, BT jr. AD Mitchell that's 5. Slight reaches would be Worthy, McConkey, Leggette, Coleman. I think those guys are taken in early 2nd. Let's see some dumb ass picks, pushes talent back. Formers NYG Mark Ross executive wild prediction would be Miami taking Penix.

Now they are interviewing Cam Newton. Talk about someone out of the league with no significance anymore. He was commenting on fashion, sporting a Pimp hat., WTF.

 

Hello, everyone.

Excited for the draft, but nervous. It just seem like most of the guys I like are expected to go exactly where the Steelers aren't picking. And, in spite of Kahn/Tomlin's assertions, this is the first time in a long time where I feel like the Steelers are going into the draft with actual holes that they need to fill. I don't like that feeling. I'm not mentally prepared to have Nate Herbig starting at center and Van Jefferson starting as the #2 WR.

 

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And the hair is like black-dye corn silk on a cantaloupe !

 

A guy I have been following is the safety out of Texas Tech, Dadrion Taylor-Demerson. I see him ranked round 2 now, used to see him in the late 3rd. He is on the smaller side, my NFL position could be slot CB.
Now The Shield is talking about all these teams trading back. Don't they need a trade partner, takes two to tango. The Giants are the team I can see moving up, sorry but Daniel Jones blowz. Giants have picked top of the draft like every friggin year. The trade partner would be New England. Are they crazy about Drake Maye, I mean all in on the dude. THey could swap 3 and 6. And if NE sucks again. (my prediction), If they take McSucky he will have to sit and learn. They blew it with SUCK Jones, well I predicted he would suck. But can you count on him without a shutdown D and talent 3 deep. NOPE.

This is getting out of control. These guys now are models on the runway. Marvin Harrison Jr. has got sparkles in his shoes. Come on. Yeah this is why athletes are broke when they retire. PIck a nice 3 pc Brooks Brothers, spend a grand and move on. Did you know that Troy Polamalu drove his used pickup truck even after he was drafted. Then he bought a $12,000 Kia. Why piss your money on bling and flash, put your money away. The NBA guys are the worst of the bunch, with the money they made, just spent money on shit to impress who?