Chicago Bears vs Los Angeles Chargers Game Thread

So why is everyone picking against the Bears this week?
SMH

I'm putting this thread up early because I have an appointment with Captain Baccardi this afternoon.

GO BEARS!

 

The Chargers have an appointment with Captain Bagent

 

Lucas Patrick apparently suffered a back injury and is questionable for tonight.

Whitehairs going to start at C, isn’t he?

 

Fuck it’s satisfying to see Jordan Love continue to play like ass.

Think Cousins blew out his Achilles on a non contact injury. They’re calling it ‘an ankle injury’.

Kevin O’Connell is determined to lose a 2 score lead with 4 minutes left with a backup qb. He’s doing some Nagy shit passing with a back up who can’t get his team to the LOS and be set in 40 seconds. Won’t run the ball. Getting so lucky that Love is awful.

Fuck the panthers won a game.

 

Don't get me wrong FTP and all that, but man, I am now worried they are going to free fall into one of the top few QBs. I thought at least after they whooped the Bears the first week that middle of the pack would be their fate, they look like complete ass now.

 

Big FUCK YOU to the Texans for bumblefucking away a game they should've won and gifting the Panthers the win.

 

I really appreciate them putting this as the late game. Got to drink beer and watch the Dolphins game instead and not once did the blood pressure spike.

 

Im not worried yet. They still play the bears, panthers, and giants—so plenty of opportunity to play themselves out of top 3-5 picks

 

The Texans giveth, and the Texans taketh away. Won a game they shouldn't have last year, lost a game they shouldn't have this year. Such is life.

 

Brisker and Nate Davis inactive.

Lucas Patrick active.

 

Serious and important question: Is there a single team in the league whose current uniforms look better than their 80s uniforms? Lots of throwback unis the last couple weeks and every single one is slaying. Kelly green for Eagles, Dolphins 80s., Seahawks with their silver helmets and blue tops, Houston Oilers powder blues, Broncos D with the horse in it. Maybe the Bills current is better with the white helmet on blue top, but even that's debatable.

I don't understand why teams keep fucking around with newer and suckier designs. Go back to the classics and be done with it.

 

Well.
This is huge. I get to watch the game tonight!

 

Because Nike makes a fuckload of money to put out new, shitty uniforms, and then revert back to whatever it was before. Nike can chortle my balls.

And yes, throwbacks are generally better, league-wide.

 

What a push off lol

 

I like the play call, go deep right away. Just after we thought all Bagent would do is the short stuff.

 

He got away with it, I'm not complaining.

 

Cute playcall there Getsy. Ask Borom to run block Mack.

 

Is Whitehair the worst o-lineman in the entire league?

 

Oh god Bosa just wrecked Whitehair

 

Whitehair sucks donkey balls