Chicago Bears vs Washington Commanders Game Thread

Absolute bumblefuckery. No one wants to tackle this guy.

 

A massive defensive tackle sprinting onto the field as the snap is taken. Absolute bumblefuckery. This is what I expected.

 

#22 was lucky - Howell took too long to throw that one.

 

So per Eberflus, at the half it was 0-0, by that metric they are losing 3-17

 

Now everyone's going to be hurt because Howell decided to pop pass as he was going down on a 2 point conversion. Fuck. Looks like Brisker and Stevenson are hurt, at a glance. We'll see.

The failed 2 point is huge. It'll take the two possessions for them to score enough. Because we know the D won't stop them.

 

Completely different offense. The second half turtle is back.

 

3rd and fucking 2 and you drop shotgun and fucking pass.

 

3 and out. The fucking playcalling in the second half will be responsible for a second consecutive loss. All momentum is in Washington's favor right now.

 

It was PI too, sure, but whatever.

 

That play was there but it was probably DPI. But yeah I also don’t like the shotgun in that scenario.

 

Agree, the pass is not alone terrible, it was the shotgun that got me. Then again, without any RBs maybe something like PA won't even work, so who knows.

 

Someone tell Brisker to stop celebrating with had gestures for things he had no impact on and do something.

 

Huge sack.

 

Doesn't matter. First down. Fuck. This defense.

 

heh, the flappy bird nonsense I don't even get but him and Stevenson do like it.

 

Is 29 the worst player in the NFL? This guy has sucked every which way possible tonight.

 

Wow the commanders are terrible.

 

Missed field goal. 10 point deficit. 5 minutes left. Beyond all odds, they might not have fucked themselves entirely in the second half.

 

That's helpful

 

Good run but throw the ball. Go back to the first half.