Chicago Bears vs Kansas City Chiefs Game Thread Week 3

Nice catch, loaf ass

 

Thought for sure we’d have a holding in the endzone safety

 

Why don't you moderate the ass out of the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Yes, shitheads, sandwich.

 

Justin, maybe audible out of a halfback draw when they stack the box with 8 and 6 show blitz…

 

Taylor Swift at the game in full Kelce gear + Matt Nagy calling Chiefs plays... I'm saying there's a chance...

 

Carter needs a rape kit.

 

Coaches meeting…

Getsy: Where is our blocking the worst?

OL coach: On the interior sir.

Getsy: Great…let’s script some gut runs to start the game. They won’t know it’s coming.

 

Im gonna call him spare tyre Carter from now on, or just Spare Tyre.

 

It totally was one btw.

 

Why bother putting a guy on Travis Kelce

 

Haha, idiots.

 

This defense just doesn’t cover anyone

 

Are sandwiches still a thing?

 

One of Mahomes best qualities is avoiding contact but also being able to pick up plenty of rushing yardage. It's an underrated part of his game.

 

Stevenson with a timely shithead penalty

oh and he hurts himself doing it. How bears

 

Penalty for playing football?

 

Cant play defense anymore.

 

Put the ref in a uniform and let’s see him play that differently

 

Only in civilised countries.

 

Touché