Chicago Bears vs Tampa Bay Bucs Game Thread Week 1

Dominique Robinson you fucking mope. Shouldn’t have a job tomorrow

 

So glad we paid money for linebackers

they’ve made so many plays

 

Notice how totally ineffective our LB's are today. Thats why you dont pay that position before D-Line Poles you dumb fuck.

 

Should have 5 or 6 TFL today

I think we might have 1

 

Lost count how many tackles in the backfield have been missed today.

 

I said that already

gonna need you to quit copying me

Mayfield doing his best Favre impersonations

 

Mayfield flinched forward before the snap

whys that not a false start?

 

Im further away, its taking my posts long to get there. Im actually saying these things first.

 

Can’t finish a sack. Can’t pick up a fumble. Can’t finish anything.

 

Fall on the ball you useless fucks

 

I…..no

 

Lol

3rd and 14

Easy touchdown

Of course

 

You just knew that was going deep for a completion.

 

3rd and long? 30+ yard TD throw. Yeah they've been great on 3rd down, idiot announcer.

 

It’s been years of 3rd and long being a problem for this team

 

I saw Claypool congratulate him. Fuck Claypool.

 

The media is gonna be all over Mayfield's jock tomorrow. On the bright side im looking forward to his inevitable implosion down the line.

 

Fucking Velus gave him 5! Cut that guy a year ago!

 

Meanwhile Jordan Love with two touchdowns as he adds to his HOF resume

It’s too nice out not to go hit some golf balls

 

He has no future as a starter with the Bucs. They'll draft a QB next year and Baker will be a backup somewhere.