Dumbass Of The Day

As if the virtual trading cards wasn’t enough, how about a round of applause for these folks who bought them…….


Donald Trump's NFT Collection Sold Out, Rakes In $4.45M In Just 12 Hours

 

There is an astronaut one that is so badly edited it looks like Biden.

 

I’m assuming that’s a titanium girdle around his midsection that’s holding in that huge gut of his.

 

This one’s more like real life

 

It gets even better…….

 

Jakobi Meyers

 

https://www.vice.com/en/article/n7zgpq/men-set-on-fire-california-immigration-center-arson

 

They come from the land of ice and snow
The land where the cold beers flow.
Now you better run from reapen all your ruins
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ah

 

This has to be the weirdest kink ever, right?

Woman pulled from storm drain for the third time in over 2 years

 

She likes swimming in ditches.

 

My vote is she's homeless and living in a flood control ditch/channel. We get those every time it rains here in LA.

 

Man attempts trip to Sydney, Australia – and ends up in Sidney, Montana

A New York man heading off on a dream holiday to Sydney, Australia, to take a cruise got the shock of his life when he looked out of the plane window to see snow-capped mountains rather than the golden sands of Bondi Beach.

“I saw a mountaintop covered in white snow. At that point, I knew I was in trouble,” Kingsley Burnett, 62, told local TV channel KTVQ after he realised he had booked and caught a flight to the tiny Montana city of Sidney rather than the Australian city.

“It’s a matter of acronyms. The S-Y-D as opposed to S-D-Y. Somebody has to fix that,” Burnett said, explaining how a mix-up over airport codes had led to his unfortunate mistake that had landed him in Billings, Montana, as a tiny jet waited to make his connection to the wrong Sydney.

Burnett also admitted to the TV station that he had been trying to be frugal for his trip and been pleasantly surprised at the cheapness of the flight he had found for his planned trip halfway across the globe.

Burnett ended up in local hotel the Boothill Inn while he waited for a return flight, where the manager, Shelli Mann, revealed this was not the first time this mix-up had happened.

“This is the second time we’ve had a guest that was trying to get to Sydney, Australia,” she told KTVQ.

 

Sorry about the font size. Doing this on my phone and I couldn’t change it.

 

Welcome....

Spoiler: ...

To Sydney... MT

Imagine his surprise when it was -10F before the wind chill as he landed...

 

The fact it has happened before though. I mean when your ticket cost is like 1/2 or 1/3 of what it should be that should be clue 1 clue 2 is when ii it seems like the time of the flight is really short.

 

A 3-for-1 here, though the principal is pretty emphatically the top dumbass considering she took herself down with her own complaint.

Swinger School Principal Fired Alongside PE Teacher After Sordid Affair Exposed