Dumbass Of The Day

They could use post and the orange stretchy stuff they use around consturction sites. You wouldnt have to fence it all at once of course you could do it a leg or two at a time. The other option is using volunteers that just tell people stay back. Yeah you count on people listening on that method but its mot soccer so you have a shot. Maybe you cant i dont know its just surprising this kind of stuff doesnt happen more often.

 

It's so rare to be able to tell a tasteless joke anymore, but I just heard this one and needed to share.

Q) Why is everyone so upset in France about the Tour de France lady?

A) She reminds them of Hitler........she's German, she invaded France and she nearly wiped out an entire race.

 

At least Hitler had the common decency to kill himself. France let this ding bat off the hook. Why do we take France seriously?

A good family friend of my wife was a pretty high ranking colonel in the army. Some years ago a bunch of them the were sent to France to see the unveiling of their newest tank. As the French were going on and on about it, they mentioned that it had 5 speeds. He heard one general softly say to another one, 5 speeds? I'll bet. One forward and four in reverse!

 

I understand the angst on the Tour De France moron, but it feel like this gem that Joe posted got overlooked. lol!

He's got my vote for dumbass of the year...

 

They droped the law suit agaonst her and the article i read said she was french but who knows.

 

And before anyone of you start on me about trashing the French. Duff said this!

I'm just trying to help. OH. That wasn't a joke. From what I was told, that really happened.

 

Meet this year's child Mullet Championship finalists

August 18, 20227:31 AM ET

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Emmett, from Carthage, N.C., made it into the finals of the kids' division sporting this blunt, baby-fringe haircut.

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Call it a Kentucky Waterfall, a Tennessee Top Hat or a Missouri Compromise, at the end of the day it's the same iconic haircut: the mullet.

And now fans of the business in the front, party in the back hairdo have a chance to vote on their favorite styles in this year's USA Mullet Championship.

Finalists in the kids and teens categories were selected earlier this week, and it's up to online voters to decide who wins the dubious honor of champion mullet-head before polls close on Friday.

According to organizers, the contest has grown from a local competition in Michigan in 2020 to a national extravaganza of flamboyant and questionable taste. This year's participants are supporting the full spectrum of the infamous haircut from patriotic vibes, featuring a shorn-in American flag, to the classier Mozart-esque flowing curly locks look.

Contestants pay $10 to enter and CBS reports that "all of the donations are going to the Michigan Wig Foundation for kids." First place winners each take home a whopping $2,500 prize.

For those who are curious and have the time to mull-et over, below are a few of the top finalists. Who do you think deserves to win?



Rustin from Pocahontas, Ark., is among the contest's youngest participants.

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Cash has been rocking this blazing mullet around his home town of Ulysses, Ky. He is a teen finalist.

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Epic, from La Joya, Texas, proves that a full mullet effect isn't complete without a pair of reflective sunglasses.

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A mullet like Fisher's takes years to grow. The effort by the teen finalist from Hillard, Florida, could earn him the first place prize of $2,500.

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Didn't the mullet die with the 90's and Achy Breaky Heart leaving the pop charts?

 

Oh yeah, trying to get this thread back up and running. Please post all you like. Nothing personally aimed at other posters please, except in jest. Politics and religion are "post at your own discretion" topics but please don't rile up the natives and start a war in my thread.

 

I would post something really dumb ass but you guys would jump down my throat.

 

We don’t need you to post anything in order to do that, Gid.

 

Mullett is making a comeback might be from several 80s style shows that are on

 

Okay, it isn't a dumbass article but too funny not to toss out there. I'll keep looking after I post this.

Uranus Opens And Closes Daily To Let Out Planet’s Hot Wind, Study Finds
Uranus Opens And Closes Daily To Let Out Planet’s Hot Wind, Study Finds - blog.sci-nature.com

 

The scientist smelled this from miles away.

 

Don’t cook chicken in NyQuil: FDA warns about dangerous social media challenges


Link: Don't cook chicken in NyQuil: FDA warns about dangerous social media challenges | CNN

 

I think the FDA is over-stepping their bounds. I don't think it's really their job to police this type of action. And if if you need the FDA to tell you "NO!!!!" then maybe we should just sit back and let the herd start thinning itself.

 

These things kids do are insane

 

Some of us like our chicken Robitusserie-style.

 

I guess if you put NyQuil on your chicken it will slow it down enough so you can catch it. Then afterwards it will be like thanksgiving where everyone falls asleep watching something boring on tv like a lions game.

 

Attorney who fought Florida helmet laws died in motorcycle crash while not wearing one

Link: Attorney who fought Florida helmet laws died in motorcycle crash while not wearing one