Where's Mongo?

Discussion in 'Chicago Bears' started by BearsWillWin, Oct 1, 2021.

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Where's Mongo?

  1. Babyfan lied, she never spoke to him, she has a drinking problem.

    14.3%
  2. Babyfan has early onset dementia, so it's not her fault.

    21.4%
  3. He's in Thailand with a mouth full of ladypenis.

    42.9%
  4. He is silently stalking the board.

    7.1%
  5. He is stalking Halas Hall...waiting for his moment to hurt Matt Nagy.

    7.1%
  6. Who's Mongo?

    7.1%
  1. Lyman "Franchise Asshole" Browns Buckeyes

  2. BearsWillWin Drunk (Probably) Patreon Champion Manager Bears Blackhawks Cubs

    I feel like this story ends with a reveal that Mongo has been dead in your freezer for the last few years and you just imagine him talking to you all the time.
     
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  3. tunafat Franchise Player Bears

    Last year Babyfan told me about the importance of staying hydrated and freezing the water so when you go out in the heat it will stay cold longer and then sent me a picture of her freezer.

    hurrican tip.jpg
     
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  4. babyfan Legend Patreon Platinum Bears Babyfan's P.C. Yoga

    Oh my Gawd ... bahahahaaa ...

    Very funny stuff but I'm no longer talking to either of you guys.
    How the fack am I going to ever sleep again after seeing that hand?
     
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  5. BearsWillWin Drunk (Probably) Patreon Champion Manager Bears Blackhawks Cubs

    The most important question is why does there appear to be a barcode on it? Is there a grocery store somewhere selling severed hands?
     
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  6. vvarder Franchise Player Bears

    Congrats! Your first right? The first was tough but man was the second so, so much easier. And each stage of their life so far has been awesome in a different way.

    My wife had a strict 3 months rule "just in case something happens" which was tough because then not only am I not telling anyone, I also had this panic that something would go wrong. Which of course nothing did go wrong but damn it woman.
     
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  7. babyfan Legend Patreon Platinum Bears Babyfan's P.C. Yoga

    You'll have to ask Senor Tuna that question.

    Olé!
     
  8. gidion72 Legend Steelers

    No one new that babyfan stars on cooking with Freddie Kruger?
     
  9. Mongo76 Legend Bears

    ‘Sup

    Nagy and Pace are pieces of shit

    BF has yet to post the pic of her in stockings and garter

    Fields is regressing

    Bww likes to talk about penis a lot.... why?

    tony corrente is a pice of crap, so is cleat brakeman. So is Bww

    I don’t drink any more


    Or any less

    Rodgers is a dumb ass

    go Bears


    See you all in a few...
     
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  10. tunafat Franchise Player Bears

    Well, I confirmed today that Mongo is not only alive and well, but still has both hands, so the bigger question is who's hand in Babyfan's freezer?

    I suspect it's because when we all get comfortable talking about penises, he'll come out of the closet.

    Welcome back Mongo, Happy Birthday, and thanks for the beer. :cheers:
     
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  11. Jeanquev Legend Steelers

    Maybe its not really Mongol but babyfan posting as mongo while chewing on his severed hand.
     
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  12. tunafat Franchise Player Bears

    Nope, I can assure you it is Mongo. Now that hand is likely a former Packers board supporter probably either Finley or JPrin.
     
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  13. dlinebass5 M.V.P. Bears

    I know that this thread wasn't about me in the least, and Mongo has indeed graced us with his presence, but I want to thank everyone for the congratulations and well wishes over the baby announcement. We've since told our family members, but beyond that, you all are still the only ones to know. So I really appreciate you all sharing in the excitement, and letting me get it off my chest. I've been talking sports with some of you guys since I was a teenager, I think. So... life changes, man. Thank you guys for being there, for it. First ultrasound this morning - hoping to hear "Fire Pace", so I know it's mine.
     
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  14. EvertonBears M.V.P. Bears

    You have indeed.

    :cheers:
     
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  15. tunafat Franchise Player Bears

    If it says "Pace Sucks" you might have some questions. :mad:
     
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