Thanks, @Lyman! I get a Browns game for by birthday. I think I'm something like 7-26 lifetime on/around September 17th but here's hoping for good things tonight!
When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle, she was instantly attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him if he had ever had sex. "Tarzan not know sex." he replied. Jane explained to him what it was. Tarzan said, "Ohhh...Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree." Horrified, Jane said, "Tarzan, you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothing and lay down on the ground. "Here." she said, pointing to her privates. "You must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her right in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually, she managed to gasp for air and screamed, "What did you do that for?!" Tarzan replied, "Check for squirrel."
Cleveland head coach Kevin Stefanski doled out praise to Beckham, whose four catches during Sunday's win over Washington went for first downs, Mary Kay Cabot of the Cleveland Plain Dealer reports. Beckham came up big on a 3rd-and-12, snaring a pass for 15 yards and a first down to keep what turned out to be the Browns' game-winning drive alive. "Four catches, four huge plays, four first downs, which was very big for us,'' Stefanski said. Beckham has 22 targets through three games compared to the 30 he had after three games in 2019. That will be the nature of the offense, which will rely on the ground game when it can dictate the terms of a game. That means fewer opportunities for Beckham, who has learned to accept the new offense and adjusted his goals accordingly, per an earlier report from Cabot of the Cleveland Plain Dealer.
And now for a new take on an oldie........ (Q) Is your refrigerator running? (A) If so, I may vote for it. Funny and yet, oh so sad........
