2020 L4SN Dynasty League Draft

You talk about my wife like that one more time and I'll make the trip to Hamilton.

 

Ok, give me a moment to check my war board and contemplate the next player I'll need to cut in the future...

 

I'm gonna assume you are serious and err on the side of caution. Never meant your wife, never would. And if she keeps you from doing anything yourself then great for you. That or you have the willpower of a monk.

 

Cut Brady

 

Avalanche select: TE - Hayden Hurst, Atlanta Falcons

 

lol

Relax.

And then, shut up.

 

I can relax. But I probably can't shut up. Not when shit is teed up and I'm bored.

 

And that’s the first vet, if I haven’t had too many

 

Canadians are way too damn polite.

 

@StlCrtn is on the clock.

 

Canadians are more likely to be passive aggressive.

 

Password is Taco with pick 3.2 selects:

Patrick Queen, LB, Ravens

 

finally kids are in bed and i'm at my computer again, doing the draft plus excel war board from a cell phone is fun

Time to open up the Jack

 

Now that someone took him it’s not too early to voice my concerns.

The thing with Chase Young is, will the site continue to list him as a DE(currently does), or will he become a linebacker? Because at one spot he can score like a stud. And at the other his ceiling is to be slightly above average. It is one weakness of our scoring structure.

 

Well I'm either going to look like a genius or a turd... time will tell

 

I forget who it was and what league but one year this guy had his whole roster DL turn to LB or retire and he had no one. This was after the rookie draft and those good DEs also became useless at LB.

 

Maybe but you're just an assistant coach and I'm an MVP.

 

LOL. I was a Hall of Famer and a Legend but now I'm a relative nobody.

 

Except in traffic, where I’d swear we’re more and more like native New Yorkers every day.
Just about got in an accident two days ago because me and another guy were playing lane change chicken. I hate when dudes act like it’s their God-given right to be let in by the very first guy who has a chance to help them when they can see the lane ending from 600 feet away and just try to go around everyone. Or better yet leave the lane that continues for the one they know ends in the hopes that they can get around 3 extra cars before coming back over.

 

True story about the missus.

We were hanging out at a local watering hole when she met one of my friends I had known for years for the first time. He was a top shelf shit talker that fancied himself a little tougher than he actually was, but he forever kept people cracking up.

So the two of them get to talking shit to each other after about the fourth round of drinks. He kind of pops off a little and she just lays into him with kill shot after kill shot.

Now he's looking at me like 'dude wtf is with your lady?', and I just turn my head like 'you shouldn't have asked for this shit', lol.

So she flat out declares, in a voice loud enough for several of us to here (so he feels pressured not to duck out), that she'll drink him under the table. He tries to call bullshit...

And my wallet let's out an audible sigh, because now I'm on the hook for who knows how the fuck many drinks.

A bottle and a third of JD later and he slides off the bar, spit falling out his mouth gasping for air and she steps right over top of him and starts talking shit right in his face. Hands waving all around and declaring at the top of her lungs that she's never met a bigger bitch in her life.

Guy still brings it up every time I see him, and still with a tone of disbelief, as my girl barely weighs a hundred and he's easy going 210.

I love that broad, lol.