Dumbass Of The Day

I’m thinking there’s an arson/insurance fraud caper afoot.

 

im shocked the gas doesn't eat through the plastic bag!

 

And he goes down for the count......dumbass......

JOSH GORDON WR, SEATTLE SEAHAWKS

NFL suspended Seahawks WR Josh Gordon indefinitely.
Gordon has been suspended indefinitely without pay for violating the NFL policies on performance-enhancing substances and substances of abuse. It marks the fifth time that the NFL has suspended Gordon for violating the league's policy. He finished his tenure with the Seahawks with just seven receptions for 139 scoreless yards in five games.

SOURCE: Adam Caplan on Twitter

 

He was released from the patriots because he was injured so peds make sense because he was trying to get on another team. Obvious talent with obvious problems

 

That link doesn't work anymore.

 

it worked for me.

 

But does it work now?

 

Well I found it by going to the subreddit.

 

i was hoping for the gators to get them!

 

Not dumbass but this is too good. Best laugh all week.

 

Missouri church leader on Grindr tried to pay for sex acts with Arby’s gift card

He had the meats.

A Missouri church leader and professor used Grindr to connect with students at his university and then attempted to compensate them for sexual acts using an Arby’s gift card, among other unconventional gifts.

Barry Poyner, 57, a Kirksville, Mo., resident, professor at Truman State University and a church elder with the Kirksville Church of Christ, used the handle “DILF” on Grindr to connect with male students at Truman State, according to the Daily Express. Poyner then offered to pay for sexual acts in unorthodox ways, telling an undercover officer that he “might throw in an Arby’s card" along with paying to fuel up the officer’s vehicle at a local gas station.

Police set up the undercover account after receiving a tip about Poyner’s use of the app, which is similar to Tinder but specific to gay, bisexual and bi-curious men.

Poyner said he was interested in a “sugar daddy relationship” and that he’d provided partners with gift cards, clothes and cold hard cash in the past, the Daily Express reported.

Poyner offered to pay for the fuel prior to the sex acts, and officers set up a sting at a local gas station, according to the Daily Express. Poyner attempted to flee the scene when he saw the cops, but only made it several blocks before giving up and pulling over.

When confronted, Poyner denied that he was there to provide gas, or Arby’s Reubens, in exchange for sex acts, claiming instead that he was simply trying to help out a student.

Poyner has been charged with patronizing prostitution, a misdemeanor, and faces up to six months in prison and a fine of $1,000 if convicted, the Daily Express reported. Truman State suspended Poyner, and he is due in court on Jan. 8, 2020.

 

Now, we've all probably done this but never caught the yard on fire.




MCKINNEY, Texas - A child's Christmas gift is part of what set his family's front yard on fire in McKinney.

The boy's parents thought their son was going to use a magnifying glass for reading, but instead, he wanted to try and spark things on fire.

The 12-year-old said he was trying to use his magnifying glass to light newspaper on fire.

When it actually happened, the newspaper fire spread to the grass, sending the front yard into flames and smoke within minutes.

"Cayden asked for a magnifying glass for Christmas,” his mother, Nissa-Lynn Parson, said in a video posted to Facebook. “We thought, ‘Oh, he wants to magnify something.’ No, he wanted to see if he can make fire with it, and they did."

The Parson family didn't expect their son’s Christmas gift to help start a fire in the front yard of their McKinney home.

"Make sure you know what your kids want and what they're going to do with their presents,” Nissa-Lynn jokingly said.

"I just wanted to start a little fire," her son, Cayden, said.

Cayden asked and received a magnifying glass.

"And Christmas morning comes along and we're opening presents and stuff, and he opens the magnifying glass and goes, 'Yay, magnifying glass,’ The other son in the background, 'Yay, now we can light stuff on fire.' And we're like, oh dear,’” Cayden’s father, Justin Parson, said.

It was a sunny Christmas Day, and the kids thought it would be fun to angle the magnifying glass toward a bit of newspaper on the porch.

"He came outside and he picked up the newspaper which had a little fire on it," Cayden said.

But it caught fire and Cayden's older brother, Ashton, didn't know what to do.

"The flame starts, so I picked up the newspaper and just kind of like throw it," Ashton said.

The fire spread.

"We ran inside and started screaming," Cayden said.

"A little while later, he comes back in, goes back out, comes back in, 'The lawn is on fire!' And we're like, ‘What?’" Cayden’s dad added.

There was a cloud of smoke within minutes.

"The smoke was getting like as high as the tree," Ashton recalled.

"And so we're all out here with pitchers of water, blankets smothering it, sprinklers turned on, hose turned on," Nissa-Lynn said.

She added that when her son asked for the gift, she didn't expect it to be a fire starter.

She said it won't be again.

"No burning, like, it is in house. I want it like for reading or words," Nissa-Lynn said.

"I shouldn't start anymore fires,” Cayden added.

And Cayden's mom said he now has chores to do.

"They will definitely have yard work to do once spring comes," she said.

The Parsons are grateful the fire didn't spread to the neighbor's home.

And since no one was hurt, they have a story they don’t mind telling.

"This will be a story passed down to generations and generations. Remember the one year you lit the lawn on fire? Yeah, this will be a story that lasts a long time,” Nissa-Lynn said.

Along with the lawn, the fire destroyed a portion of the family's Christmas lights.

 

And why didn't they take it away after the one boy says, "Yay, now we can light stuff on fire"?

 

Starting at just after 31:00 mark my mom is a dumbass of the day.
https://live4sportnetwork.com/turf-talk-with-joe-piazza-episode-6/

 

fucking pyro. notice how the parents and older son all color match but the younger son's shirt matches their pants? hahhahahahahahaha

 

No one is putting Jimmy’s name on here?

 

https://www.yahoo.com/news/man-captured-doorbell-camera-footage-132205953.html

kill your sister, walk out of the house carrying the knife that murderer her and confess on the door cam you did it. yeah - DUMB ASS!

 

The messed up part is everyone is just going about their business as if nothing happened.