Bears v Giants - Win it for EB Gamethread

Step this way

 

Meh

 

So my niece got married in March, and it was a good wedding, we all got shitfaced. The husband im not sold on tho. He's lets her boss him around too much, he def looks like he spends to much time/money on personal grooming, and you can tell from his lack of a good story he really hasn't lived much. Basically he's a bit of a pussy. He's also a Giants fan.

So its pretty far into the night and a few of us are smoking stogies and drinking 16year old scotch when out of nowhere the little fucker opens up on me about the Giants game last year. He's probably just being ballsy cos its his own wedding I think, so we knock it back and forth a little and I think that's that. At which point he tries to sign off by saying oh yeah, well we're gonna kick your asses next season too. At which point I laugh in his face, tell him the Bears are gonna fucking destroy the Giants and we agree to talk again after the game.

Cut to 8months later and I am decidedly sweaty of palm that this millennial pissant may actually achieve bragging rights over me on this.

Bottom line, do not fuck this one up Nagy. Do not fuck this one up Bears. Win it for EB.

 

Mack made a tackle.

so he’s already done more than he did last week

 

That’s awful Ev. No matter how well you raise them....shit happens.

 

Damn McManis should've had that. Bad drop but nice stop.

They're wearing old school helmets with current uniforms?

 

One of the big things that sticks out to me this season over last season is our offenses starting field position.

Seems like we are always pinned back. Haven’t looked at the actual stats versus last year but it definitely feels like it.

 

Love the helmets.

Hate a lot of the players wearing the uniform.

 

I’d cut my left nut off to see a sack. Feels like it’s been for fucking ever.

 

As usual I can't watch the game but I will be watching the thread.

Go Bears!
Do it for Ev!

 

Someone please tell Cohen the first down marker is the goal

not the fucking sideline

 

3 and out

shocking

 

Fucking Trubisky. That's an easy pitch and catch for a 1st down to the TE and he doesn't even see it. 3 and out.

 

He had two better options on that play. Didn’t look at either.

 

Giants first series goes nowhere. Good.

Bears first series goes nowhere. Bad.

Yeah, that feels like it will likely sum up this game, when it's all done.

 

I try to look on the bright side, she didn't marry a POS Packers fan....so there's that.

Her sister married a Cowboys fan 2years ago. So there's more football talk in the family I guess, but that's another upcoming game on my sweaty palm radar.

 

Cohen sticks his foot in the ground and turns right and we have a first down. Fuckin pussy.

 

His running out of bounds used to only slightly irritate me because he’s otherwise make a few plays per game to move the offense at times.

But it’s just fucking annoying now and he’s useless.

 

Another fair catch inside the 10

that’s something Cohen probably leads the league in

 

Good start to this drive