Dumbass Of The Day

Does the Steelers adding Paxton Lynch to the practice squad count towards Dumbass of the Day? Granted, it's not Wile E. Coyote dumb... but.... 2 steps forward, 1 step back.

 

Does the Steelers adding Paxton Lynch to the practice squad count towards Dumbass of the Day? Granted, it's not Wile E.Coyote dumb... but.... 2 steps forward, 1 step back.
Kaepernick is still unemployed.

 

Awww! And who among us hasn't done the same thing?! (Well, after about ten beers over the limit.)

 

I was thinking the same thing.

But then I thought,,,,,,,,

There's gotta be a cell phone involved.

YUP.

Going with the cell phone theory.

Thoughts ???

 

Here's a thought!

I coulda ... I shoulda thought of that, SoCalSaint.

I like yer thought, and that's what I thinka that!

 

This is proof that a Buffalo Bills fan, and a hockey-first (and a hockey-second) guy should read a Cleveland Browns message board. Goddamn I like me some Cleveland Browns fans.

 

Wait. Was that ramp after the Canada flag one made of only cardboard with no real supports? It collapsed like nothing. Even if he stuck the landing how in the hell does it support anything heavier than a cat standing on it, never mind a cart with the force or an engine and gravity.

 

dumbass maybe but some looked like fun.

 

Some of those jumps reminded me of the death of music superstar Hasil Adkins. Haze was a rockabilly mad-man with a motor that wouldn't quit. He was also the cousin to my dad's BiL (Popper Adkins). Anyway, Hasil was partying with his regular folks and someone fired up the ATV. Standard entertainment for his part of the country. A jump went wrong and the ATV landed on Hasil. He died from the injuries. Here's one of Hasil's biggest hits:

 

And Hasil's BIGGEST hit?! Well, that's pretty clear from your narrative, Frank. (For you non-hockey guys, firehalo is Frank.)

 

Tell frank to get back to the barracks

 

ROCK ISLAND, Illinois -- A person had to be rescued from the Mississippi River after attempting to float to Kentucky on a log.

A person in the river, near the Crescent Bridge, was reported to authorities on Monday afternoon, September 23, according to the Rock Island Fire Department. The Crescent Bridge is located west of the Centennial Bridge.

At 1:30 p.m. the fire department launched their rescue boat and quickly found him floating down the river clutching a large log, said a post from the department's Facebook page. He was headed towards a barge and was pulled from the river.

After being safely pulled into the rescue boat, the person told crews he got into the water on his own accord, hoping to relocate to Kentucky.

Fire crews dropped him off on shore and he was "strongly encouraged to make other transportation arrangements," according to the department.

The Mississippi River runs about 460 miles from Davenport to the western border of Kentucky.

 

Costs for Portland water treatment plant rise 70% -- because planners now including pipes

https://www.oregonlive.com/news/201...-70-because-planners-now-including-pipes.html

 

Using your belly button hole for the hole of the Phantic is kind of smart in a way. still wouldn't have a tattoo of that. the Walt Whitman bridge and Eagle is badass. the rest of the tattoos are dumb and look like shit. Only an Eagles fan can pull off this idiotic act. hahaha.

 

Oooow. For a sec. there, I thought you'd posted your pic., Cat.

For a dumbass, he now has 'net immortality!

 

Not sure what the Problem is. Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer did it

 

im dumb Dan. im not dumb enough to cover myself in tattoos like that.

 

Are you sure that’s not you before you quit drinking

 

that's low. i drank beer and watched sports on tv. i didn't drink beer and then somehow paid for idiotic tattoos to be put on my body. im a wuss. i would never deal with that much pain from the needle. never.