Dumbass Of The Day

My dad was BBQing a few days ago and the fire went a bit out of hand so he grabbed a bottle and dumped it on... it was oil. It's on video. I might post it later.

 

As long as no one was hurt...I'ma go ahead and LOL

 

I'll try later. The file is too large without hosting it elsewhere first.

 

We saw it in Ohio... I snapped a shot.

 

Well he did it in Italy so does that mean the earth is flat?

 

A Louisiana woman allegedly caught with meth hidden inside her vagina said she didn't know where the drugs came from, police said.

Ashley Beth Rolland, 23, was accused on July 31 of stealing $5,000 from the apartment of a man she'd been staying with for about a week, according to documents published by the Ouachita Parish Sheriff's Office.

The man told the West Monroe Police Department that while he was showering, Rolland swiped his cash and left. Rolland allegedly confessed to police she did take the man's money and left his apartment.

The documents said a female correctional officer later searched Rolland and, inside of Rolland's vagina, discovered $6,233 along with "a clear plastic bag" of roughly one gram of meth — which Rolland denied was hers.

Rolland was arrested and charged with theft and narcotics possession, online records from the sheriff's office state. As of Tuesday, she remained behind bars in lieu of $8,000 bond.

 

MYRTLE BEACH, SC (WMBF) - Police are investigating Sunday after a pair of suspects allegedly attempted to pay for a late night snack with counterfeit money.

The information comes from a Myrtle Beach Police report. According to that report, a pair of suspects, described as black males, passed a counterfeit bill to a drive-thru employee at the McDonalds at 2607 S Kings Hwy around 2:05 a.m. Saturday morning.

The employee took the bill to the restaurant’s night manager, who according to the report, noticed it didn’t have the same texture as legal tender; calling it ‘too soft’. By the time the manager and drive-thru employee were taking the bill back to the suspects, they allegedly sped off.

The police were called, and the responding officer observed the bill.

The officer writes in the report the bill had no watermark along with the phrases ‘play copy money’ and ‘the united states specimen’ printed in pink font. Upon running the serial number on the bill, the officer reports it matched that of other incidents involving counterfeit currency.

 

Wtf. Stupid people think there are people just as stupid that would take their horribly counterfeited money.

 

https://www.worldofbuzz.com/22yo-ma...nto-river-because-he-wanted-a-jaguar-instead/

kid gets BMW for his birthday. he wanted a Jaguar instead, so he dumped the BMW in the river !

 

TBH, same.

 

TBH, same.


???.......your been Honest SAS........why would someone be so stupid dump a Brand New BMW in the river ???

Take it too the Jaquar dealership and Trade Up........No Brainer.

 

His Father should've dumped the kid in the river !

 

Warning: might be a bit too much if you're a bit squeamish. About as bad as Lyman's 4th of July fireworks post a few pages back.

Spoiler: Person wanted to see if their steel-toed boot could stop a .45 caliber bullet.

 

Now THAT's a dumbass !!! He could have found out without having his foot in the boot!

 

True, but now he knows that it can't and will never forget the fact (even while completely drunk or stoned out of his mind) that his steel-toe couldn't stop a 45-caliber bullet.

I'm just wondering if he finds out with his other foot if his steel-toe can stop a 22-caliber. Can't wait for the results.

 

Lyman and Duff....................I have David Njoku (TE) in Fantasy.

Have either of you heard if he is fit to play ???

 

Define "fit to play". You mean healthy?

He's extremely athletically gifted but had a tendency to drop balls on occasion in the past. Most training camp reports I have seen state his hands are much better this year.

Here's the rub . . . He has Seth Devalve and Demetrius Harris behind him on the depth chart. Both are better blockers and have decent hands and could dilute Njoku's production.

 

holy shit !

 

Chainsaw Massacre: Man beheads nephew, claims he was dreaming of cutting a tree

A drunk man beheaded his sleeping nephew with a chainsaw in Culaba, Biliran, on Sunday, then told police he had simply been dreaming of cutting a coconut tree.

Roger Paje, a 48-year-old chainsaw operator, attacked his nephew, construction worker Eduardo Rosquitos, 30, as he slept after the two finished a drinking session in the village of Bool East, The Philippine Daily Inquirer reported.

The two men started their binge at the suspect’s house at about 8am. A guest, Edgardo Cañete, Paje’s colleague, was also on hand, according to the Manila Bulletin. Cañete said that after imbibing alcohol, he and Rosquitos ended up sleeping on the floor.

At about 1pm, Cañete woke up to the sound of a chainsaw’s engine and witnessed Paje attacking his own nephew, killing him more or less instantaneously as he severed Rosquitos’ head from his shoulders, then cutting off his hands for good measure.

After seeing the gruesome killing, Cañete ran away from the house and called for help, reported SunStar Tacloban.

The suspect surrendered immediately. Paje told arriving police that he had been unaware of his bloody actions and had been dreaming that he was cutting down a coconut tree.

Paje is currently detained at the Culaba Municipal Police Station, where he will be charged with murder.