LAOJoe & RTTRUTH's 10th Annual "Official" Mock Draft

Well you're a smart guy...It's not for everyone, that's for sure. I grew up with it like second nature...Even had a scooter once. Not an acceptable mode of transportation in Ohio. Maybe Cali or Florida that would have went better..

I had some health concerns and had to give it up for 16 years. I remember every brutal Spring season like it was yesterday...

Honda tech got me back in. Still hard for me to believe I stopped riding for that long....

Honestly though, motorcycle stats are so skewed. Half the guys that ride are daredevil idiots. Smart riders know how to stay out of trouble.

Sorry for rambling on...I love it.

 

Undrafted Free Agent Signings take place today!!!

Check page 1 for time slots for each division.

 

The Arizona Cardinals select: OL - Alex Bookser, Pitt



The Arizona Cardinals select: OL - Paul Adams, Missouri



The Arizona Cardinals select: DL - Marquise Copeland, Cincinnati

 

Are these the guys we see working as bouncers at Florida night clubs?

 

You spend a lot of time there?

 

I used to go quite a bit, drove a couple of times, did a couple of cruises from Lauderdale. I spent a week in Hollywood, another time in Daytona.

 

Meet a lot of former drafted NFL players turned bouncers?

 

There were a few that played college ball, can't remember if they said they were drafted. There's also a lot of gym rats on roids

 

Also in Vegas.

 

Clubs like hiring former NFL guys to promote. They get titled as bouncers but mainly play greeter at a lot of places.

 

Yeah, the true professionals are the friendly ones, that's what a lot of clubs don't get. Some of these clubs hire some psycho that's just looking for any excuse to put somebody in a coma, and then they end up in deep litigation.

 

@Tim Paul Adams was on my short list. I almost took him a few times but kept passing on him.

 

Man, 7 days and a wake up until the jump off...

How did we get here so quickly?

 

Maybe because we started mock draft season so damn late. lol

 

Could be, but I feel like a shaggy bear coming out of the cave at the end of a long hibernation.

Everywhere I look it's spreadsheets, numbers, names, coffee, more coffee, more names, more numbers and more spreadsheets. The fire is dying out and the chalk marks on the wall are getting harder and harder to see.

The Monday after the draft, for a brief moment will be like walking out into the sun for the first time in three months, only to have the clouds cover it over as the realization of multiple fantasy drafts creeps in.

Then it's spreadsheets, numbers, names, coffee, more coffee, more names, more numbers, more spreadsheets....

 

That is precisely why I'm retiring from mock drafts and fantasy football. I'm on my 71st trip around the sun and still have too many items on my short list of things to do before I croak.

 

So you're 70 eh? I'm not sure if that's older or younger than I expected to be honest.

 

I'll turn 71 in four months.

 

No signings yet?

 

Saints sign Mark Fields, CB - Clemson