This thread is Hilarious..........Well Done Baby......\+/ BWW.........The photo of Paul Twocock and for a Gay Rights Charity........lol
Norbert and I would get in the habit of making up names when we went out but only first names and always British ones like Ian or Trevor as we didn't have the imagination that BWW does. I had one of those nights myself when Norbert and I were at this local hole in the wall bar like we always did and I went up to this really cute girl and told her some of the sexual things I was going to do with her, of course she initially responded with "Oh that's disgusting" but it was her leg that was honking my car horn while parked on a side street at about 3:00 AM that very night as I regained consciousness from the sound while we were getting busy. I don't remember anything from the moment to when she thought it was so disgusting to the event of the car horn. I do know she was up there the very next Tuesday night so we could complete that laundry list of things I told her I was going to do to her except this time we got a room. I then never saw her again as we never exchanged numbers just body fluids. Pay Pay??? I crashed a few Weddings with Norbert and his wife Pam (she was the best) before because that's easy as fuck you get all dressed up on a Saturday night and walk into a place after they serve dinner and the music begins and the bar opens back up. They would do it almost every Saturday night and once in a great while I would tag along. Free drinks, music and dancing what's not to like? Those two were professionals at that shit, they would dance with the bride and groom and they were always the life of the party. There are never any questions asked during the reception as to who we were but I imagine when they got all those pictures back there was a discussion as to who exactly that was.
I was in New Orleans one year for Mardis Gras, I drank myself into a blackout. I didn't end up so lucky to have a naked babe next to me in my bed. I woke up in my room, had no idea how I got back, no memory of it. I remember having a stack of beads around my neck the night before, they were all gone as well as my credit card, I called my bank and someone managed to withdraw $300, $100 at a time consecutively in 5 mins before they red flagged it and froze the card. I wasn't held responsible for paying that money.
This was in '12, not sure if chip cards were out yet. They must've had some technology where they could surpass the pin number. I think it was the waitress who just never returned my card and had some contact to pull the scam at the end of her night. It happened at 4 am, so it sounds logical. New Orleans and Vegas are crawling with scammers preying on drunk tourists.
shesh I don't have any good ones about the best is the night I got drunk and I guess at some point microwaved a ton of cheddar popcorn (no i didn't burn it or the house down) but I didn't eat it either as I woke up on the couch in the morning with popcorn all over the floor and porn looping on the VCR. Thing is I have no idea where the porn tape came from as it wasn't one of mine.
shesh I don't have any good ones about the best is the night I got drunk and I guess at some point microwaved a ton of cheddar popcorn (no i didn't burn it or the house down) but I didn't eat it either as I woke up on the couch in the morning with popcorn all over the floor and porn looping on the VCR. Thing is I have no idea where the porn tape came from as it wasn't one of mine. LOL.....that is a good one Jean......I'm willing to bet your cock was Bright Orange from the cheese and porn......lol
LMAO now there's some imagery I can't unsee even if it was only imaginary. BTW That could explain my current dislike of cheddar cheese popcorn and my missing midget porn VHS tape.
There’s always the college story when I pissed on my roommates Berkenstock sandals. He was a pretentious ahole though so I had no regrets.
Nope had that happened I would have put that in there as the best part of the story lol. I either finished before I made the popcorn or passed out before I could
