Off Topic: News that hurts...literally...

At first I thought it was a picture of Michael Jackson!

 

Hard to believe he saw any reason to cheat on that beauty...

 

Am I the only one that as they read that story and grabbed their shit? I'm just not sure it was was just to see if it was missing, or to keep it from going missing.

I know right, but that beauty must be Marty Feldman's long lost daughter or sister it makes no difference at this point.

 

So apparently when the cops arrived he was unconscious on the floor bleeding and she was sitting on the couch smoking meth.

I love America.

 

What did she do with his...nevermind I'm not sure I want to know

 

Apparently,like our favorite mexican, she swallows...

 

The Rocky Mountain Way was better than the way she had.

 

Don't take that attitude with me Mongo ... I've heard the rumours going around (and around) about you swallowing too!

Ha.

 

You make it sound like swallowing is a bad thing....
...It's really not.
Stay safe and warm little tamale

 

Hmmm ... this sounds like the voice of experience tuna. You been talking to Mongo?

LOL

I was actually going to say the same thing but you beat me to it.

It's -8 F here. There is no such thing as staying warm. Damnit, I must have misplaced my beach and sun ....

 

Huh It's -21 here at the moment so we win and you lose.
It's "colder than a witches tit" X 2

 

Oh God. I feel for you tuna. That's pretty awful.

But the fact that you consider yourself a winner because your temperatures are lower is awesome ... LOL

 

I found that you go through life accentuating the positives and finding the silver lining in everything and anything, instead of constantly dwelling on the negatives you'll be a lot happier.
As I wrote that I realized then what the fuck are you doing on this site where everything is so hypercritical of the Bears? and thought for a second, that's called balance.

 

Girlfriend and I are pissed that it's freezing and we're not there. Much love to everyone in the area, but we're hoping it snows like crazy when we're there in three weeks. Fingers crossed.

 

LOL ... oh God tuna, you're one funny dude ...

As you know, I'm all about the balance in my 'bendy' classes LOL

 

I do believe this man has just cursed us all.

So if the weather goes to shit in 3 weeks it's all dline's fault!

 

I'm pissed because I got all dressed in my Carthart jumpsuit which by the way is either very slimming or I've become a fat ass and think I may have pulled a ligament in my arm trying to squeeze into it this bitch, and perhaps those bendy classes could of helped me in that regard but I digress. I went out to start my car and she started right up and was purring like a kitten, I got back in the house and get a phone call they decided to call off work today. Some bullshit about the conditions being too dangerous to be out in weather like this or something. So here I sit totally bummed that I can't go outside to work, and I can't go outside and play with the dog because it's way too dangerous for her out there as she doesn't have a very slimming suit to wear.

 

LOL I tried 4 times to insert a gif in my response and it didn't work.

Jaysus ...

I can't stop laughing tuna. A carthart jumpsuit? Oy vey!!

 

Yeah, I bought my shit on clearance at Target. Those problems all do sound terrible. That's why I'm only visiting
I had to go back in the house today to make sure I was grabbing the right sunglasses. So, we've got our troubles, too.