Chicago Bears vs Philadelphia Eagles WildCard Round!

Parkey better leave the stadium in disguise, you POS

 

It actually hit the upright and the crossbar.

I hope your happy with your choice of kicker pace. Rot in hell. Fuck everybody

 

I can’t even. Fucking Parkey.

 

How many times during the season didn’t we all say Barfy would cost us in the playoffs?

 

Who saw that coming? Parkey had been perfect all season. Right? ...

Fucking garbage.

 

The most predictable outcome ever. Fuck Parkey. Fuck the Bears for keeping him. Fuck them for letting him fuck them up the ass one last time. If he is on the team next season I’m not following. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuuuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkk. Fucking piece of fucking shit mother fucker.

 

6 kicks, 7 doinks

 

I am proud of every single Bears this season except the fucking person who try’s to kick. They deserved to move on. Great season all around except for the ass hat that should go right into protective custody.

 

As soon as that ass clown kicked the damn ball on the timeout and made it; I knew he would miss it. Again.

 

Yeah....awesome

I hope you die Barfey

 

We don't know when we'll be back in the playoffs. It may be several years. We had a chance to win it all this year.

A lot went right this year with injuries and guys all over the field stepping up. We can't bank on being back in the playoffs next year.

 

I was called a meathead for saying if the bears can’t cut parkey due to weird cap rules then they should just carry 2 kickers.

This isnfucking why. Jackson dressed and didn’t even play. Even with the colossal fuck up of all that guaranteed money to parkey there was still the nuclear option of just dressing 2 kickers today and pace/Nagy didn’t do it.

Frankly this is a story book ending to this season. All those doinks all year and pace does nothing. Game comes down to a 43 yarder and parkey double fucking doinks it. Fuck.

 

Hold off on blaming Parkey. Apparently Eagles lineman Treyvon Hester blocked Cody Parkey's final kick. It was going through.

 

I'm sorry guys I let you down. I got that first kick through but they fucking iced me. The force wasn't with me on the 2nd one because I've never seem a kicker nail both the upright and crossbar on one kick. This motherfucker is special.

 

It was blocked. Blame your OLine.

 

Is Parkey still on your payroll?

 

Parkey is the loneliest person on the planet tonight....

 

I the bottom line is Mitch isn't ready for prime time as he left a lot of plays on the field.
This still feels like 1984 and next year hopefully the Bears turn the corner.

 

Parkey is going to get another chance. His dead money is too much to be cut in the first half of the season.

 

Parkey is fucking gone this offseason no matter the dead money and I hope he never plays in the NFL again unless it's for a rival NFC North team. And no, the kick wasn't blocked. He fucking sucks.

Go enjoy your win somewhere else.