Chicago Vacation

So what toppings do you animals eat on your pizzas?

 

I’m mostly a plain cheese guy.

But sausage is good. Sometimes fresh tomatoes and olives.

 

A pizza with just cheese on it?

That's not a pizza Bww!!

I love onions, peppers, garlic, tomatoes and pineapple on mine. Plus the crust has to be made by my own hands. Yum!!

 

A pizza in Chicago must contain meat(s). Must absolutely NOT contain fruits.

 

I'm a vegetarian so even the thought of putting meat on a pizza makes me green. Nauseous.

But I'll give you that there are a lot of great-sounding toppings that are meat. I remember my son liked sausage or ground beef on his.

 

Anyone that puts pineapple on pizza or a burger should never be allowed to eat again.

 

I will admit, sometimes I will steal a piece of plain cheese from the kids’ pizza...

 

LOL.

Jesus. That's pretty final isn't it?

I love pineapple!! I have a dehydrator here and I've been making beef jerky for my husband and he said it's the best he's ever tasted. His friend was over last night and he said the same. I made it with a garlic and black pepper marinade. So I have also been dehydrating pineapple and bananas and the pineapple chunks are amazing ...

 

I lucked out. I'm allergic to pineapple. It turns me into the Michelin Man.

 

Ugh. That's awful Lyman!!

 

Or breed, there needs to be less of those type people not more, and for the record you can keep the fish off my pizza too.

 

Y'all want me dead? Is this where we're going with this?

 

Favorites are sausage, mushrooms, green peppers, onions.

Have you tried a Hawaiin pizza? I didn't until a couple years ago. I was previously in your boat. But the ham/pineapple combo is solid. Not my go to (and certainly not on a Chicago style) but it definitely works.

 

When I was in China a couple years ago after a week straight of nothing but Chinese food, I caved and went to a dine-in Papa Johns in Shanghai. Their special had shrimp, mushrooms, ham, and peas. It hit the spot, at least for someone dying for something other than Chinese food. Bottom line is shrimp on pizza isn't bad.

 

Don’t talk to me anymore. You’re dead to me.

 

Of course not because then I wouldn't have anyone to pick on. I said less people, not eliminate them.
It was that charming soul BWW that wants to cut off your food supply.

 

This right here is an american pizza. Black olives, ground beef, bacon and roasted garlic are all solid staples too. Seattle has some goddamn aversion to sausage though, no one orders it unless I enlighten them and most of the time it's a bit off, like they took some italian sausage off the shelf at the supermarket. And a bunch of them love this "Can-am" pizza which is Indian spices / ingredients on top of pizza, which is a travesty all its own.

I might be on my own here, but can't stand pepperoni. I'll eat it if it's the only thing available or the kids want some.

Don't be too hard on baby guys, her taste buds are ruined being a vegetarian. Next she'll extoll the great taste of fried tofu which is maybe the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted. Or those disgusting "veggie dogs". But she doesn't know any better...

 

I can't either. Even if I pull it off the uber-salty blandness of it soaks into the rest of the slice and ruins it.

 

I have a feeling this is when I should pull off one of those dramatic things that women do like stomp my feet on the floor, turn my nose up and strut out the door.
But then again it's me ... so I say put your sparring shoes on tuna, you're on the mat next!!

And I'm going to kill Bww. It's just that simple. He knows it. I know it. It's just a matter of when and how.

I never eat tofu. I despise it. I don't care how you dress it up, that's something that I never eat. SO gross. I like to think that I am a discerning veggie ...

 

Italian beef, Giardiniera pepper and maybe mushrooms makes a good pizza.

Or for deep dish spinach, mozzarella and ricotta cheese makes a good vegetarian option even though it’s loaded with calories lol