Mongo what does this even mean????

When more often questionable Bears game play, and alcohol induced diatribe intersect on game day and collide with auto correct that juncture with forever be known as the "L4 Chicago Bears forum Zone"

Mongo what does this even mean? You posted this in the game thread.

"Its loud as a mother trucker here. Crowd is crazier. Fuck you ranms. No let down were killing if trump sky doesn't fuck us and we can not let down the 4th mother fucking"

I've tried and tried to decode this crazy military grade cipher.
Is there a decoder ring you guys have that I'm not aware of?

 

I translated this to read...

I've had 4 strawberry daiquiris. The guy making my drinks at the concession stand is cute. Rams suck. So does Trubisky. Go Bears.

I could be off a little.

 

lol Do you suppose those came with the little umbrellas?

 

I'm sure if they don't provide that Mongo likely brings his own.

 

LOLS!!!!

 

I think I was trying to say how loud the crowd was, while sounding off on my dislike for the Rams and hoping Trubisky dosn't turn the ball over and cost us the game...

However, I had been drinking 3 to 4 strawberry daquiries for 8-9 hours straight by that point, so who the hell knows.

 

Pink ones...

 

Mongo you're awesome! I love pink drinks!

 

I can think of something pink that I love.

 

Yes I love me some nice fruit too

 

You are both DEAD to me!!!!

Now I have to kill both of you. Probably Mongo too.

 

And I did NOT watch the video. My face is already so read and I'm stammering like a ... well like a ... something.

 

Thanks for that and now I can sleep.
LMAO trump sky = trubisky (duly noted)
Then BWW says "what's trump got to do with this", and there I was awaiting your next golden nugget.
Those game threads can be classic at times and this was certainly one of those times.

 

It's fruit, just fruit, you do that to release all the citrus juices geez you Mexicans are strange

 

I'm strange?

Brothah, you don't know the half of it ... LOL

 

Brilliant!
Well look at that here comes the Nobel Peace Prize

 

Apple autocorrect meets blackout drunkeness.