Power outage...

I’m in the dark. Kids have to go to school, wifey needs to head downtown to Willis Tower.

Thankfully I’m off tomorrow.

Anyone with me? In the dark, drinking because there is nothing else to do?

ComEd says there are many. I’m in the SW Burbs. Home of the cool cats.

I only have 14 craft beers left. Unknown on food and water.

Send help.

 

LOL ... this sounds like quite a plight Bear-man!

You could sleep to pass the time away?

 

What do you not understand?
Did you not read the part about 14 craft beers left?
Sometimes I really wonder about you baby.

 

I just spoke to them and explained the situation. You've been upgraded from urgent to critical.

 

LMAO this is funny!!!

I apologize (you probably knew this was coming) because I do realize that this is a very serious situation but still ... in Canada we would just light a candle, put our snowshoes on and trudge the 18 kms to town in the snow.

Out my back door right now. I have 3 beer in the fridge. Two Coors light and 1 Stella. A little help please?

 

There’s nothing we can do to help you, your taste buds are well and truly destroyed.

 

So that's it huh?
I'm doomed to die a slow and uncultured death. Bloody hell.

 

... in Canada we would just light a candle, put our snowshoes on and trudge the 18 kms to town in the snow.

BUT on the West Coast we go golfing.........lol

All due respect I wish you ALL to stay safe .