Bears v Chiefs preseason 3 gamethread

Did you dress up as the thing it goes in?

 

Mongo?
To my office.

Damnit, why didn't I see this as a possible consequence to my fond recollections of a party?

 

Mongo FYI the Coronas are under the desk.

 

Yup. Afterall, this is her office...

 

Oh God ..

Mongo that's just brilliant. LOL ...

How can I laugh so hard when I want to kill both of you??

 

How the hell did 12 guys fit in there?

 

There's the last one on my 'To Kill' list ...

 

Question: How do so many awful people come from Chicago?

 

Awful??? Awful??? You and I both know all of us Chicagoan's are over the top delightfully charming.

 

You raise a good point because it's true but ... how can you all be so over the top delightfully and charmingly awful at the same time?

 

I think you meant "awfully delightful", and that's okay I understand the language barrier of you Mexicanadians. Learning to speak United States can be difficult even for us born here.

 

United States?
New language?

I'm tellin' the Queen on you guys!!

 

You tell her. We should of declared it nearly 250 years ago and made a clean break. Anyone that considers haggis a delicacy and parades the shit in with bagpipes is not right in the head, and when we use the word bloody it's as an adjective to describe a Halloween costume not as an adverb.

 

This is why Canadians apologize so much. We have to apologize for our Scottish brethren and our Queen and our bagpipers and even for our bloody language.

But even though you are grossly mistaken tuna I would still like to make you an honorary Canadian. BANG!
I know ... I know ... no need to thank me. Your life's dream has just been realized. You're welcome.

 

Why the fuck would I want to be a Canuck?
You guys talk even funnier and you know what I'm talking aboot.

 

I've banged a few Canucks.

 

Bragging about that is like bragging you banged a hooker you paid for.

Canadian chicks are not exactly a challenge...


AM I right BF?

 

She's half Mexican too not that changes the dynamics of your point.

 

I've been staring at this page for probably about 20 minutes. I'm alternating between finding a good and solid oak bat to use on you lousy sonsofbitches or to just continue laughing helplessly to the point where I'm wondering if I'll ever catch my breath again.

You dudes are hopeless.

And you're wrong Mongo ... Canadian women are every bit more classy and hot then your lukewarm nasty and vulgar American OBESE bitches. Ugh.

I'm going to rethink this. The bat does look like a better idea.