Bears v Chiefs preseason 3 gamethread

You have a fine taste in men baby, well done.

You're clearly the kind of woman that needs to be with a real man. A man who fells trees with an axe. Who does all his own auto repairs. And who eats haggis.

 

Thank you. I feel a certain sense of vindication from your words Ev ... And I'm pretty sure that Chuck Norris is Scottish. No question.

 

I would 'Like' this a thousand times over if I could!!

@BearsWillWin the challenge has been laid, the glove has slapped your face. Whatcha gonna do bout it?

 

Men like that are typically too busy leading sheep to the end of cliffs.

 

Okay, are you gonna go commando under your skirt!

 

He just never knows when to quit ... okay Ev, the ball is in your court now. DEFEND SCOTLAND AGAINST THIS BLOODY INFIDEL!!

 

This is Babys kind of guy

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I trust Scottish folk to pour me a drink, not cook me a meal. But considering that I usually like the former better, it works out in their favor.

 

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You do hear their English accents right? Canadians don't have an English accent, our accent is all Canadian. For instance Bww laughs at me when I say, "About" because it sounds like I'm saying, "A boot". LOL I actually know this song well. My brother played rugby for the University of Waterloo and I was their unofficial mascot (I used to run around the bars getting them drinks and sammiches) and this was one of their songs ... they also sang this one ...

 

The only rugby song I can remember began with..

My name is Yak
and I’m a necrophiliac

And... it gets a lot worse from there

 

Rugby players are some of the best drinkers I have ever been around.

 

LOL I know that song too ...

 

Yep. They're also known for other stuff off the field. But I can't tell you what those things are ...

 

Well . . . If they're necrofiliacs, it probably has something to do with being stiff.

 

Ewww NO Lyman, that's not what I was referring to. Good God!! LOL although come to think of it ... your comment is pretty funny

 

I can.
The elephant walk.
Shoot the boot.
They will do literally anything on a dare. One guy took a bite out of a urinal cake.

 

Jesus. I didn't think anyone else knew about the Elephant Walk. You must have played rugby...

 

I can remember a Halloween party when my boyfriend dressed up as a used tampon. I was pretty sure he was going to get beaten to death by the girls that were at the party.

 

You my friend have just gone up a notch on the respect meter.

Its true, rugby players certainly have a least one screw loose.

 

At least I can say I have never, nor will I ever eat the throat of the asshole.