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Uh... you just called him British. He might charge naked at you brandishing his haggis.

Edit - well, hopefully he’ll wear his skirt.

 

I'm completely dying here 3rd. Damn that's funny!!

I would pay BIG money to see Ev charge at me brandishing his haggis. God that just looks so rude but funny!!

My husband has a 'skirt' too and whenever I casually mention that I should wash it or whatever he gets really pissed off at me. Also when I ask him to a highland jig ...

 

Bristish, scotish, irish.... it's like the difference between a mexican and a cuban. Right BF?

 

Olé!

Err ... I have no idea what you're talking about. If you continue to disparage my country Canadexico I will demand you meet for with your dueling pistols at the crack of dawn!

 

Who's Dawn? im in!

 

Oh jesus. You ARE Bww Mongo!! Where do you guys learn this stuff? I'm not even in the race ...

 

Its cool, i've always known English wasn't the first language for most of you grunting neanderthals, have i ever held it against you? EB may mock, but he will never judge.

If you're trying to suggest you're married to a real man of Scottish heritage then im gonna have to call bullshit on this one baby.

No way you're married to a Scotsman and don't know what haggis is. None.

 

Ugh. I do know what haggis is. People have even tried to make me eat it! My husband's family were originally from Scotland. He also hates the English so I think that's quite Scottish of him too. There are a lot of people especially in this province who wear kilts. Almost every parade in every town you'll see groups of men wearing Kilts and playing the pipes.

 

Knew it.

Never bullshit a bullshitter

 

I hope this is the last of our discussion on haggis. I'm seriously going to throw up. Do you actually eat it Ev?

 

Oh yeah. It takes great moral fibre and a strong constitution, but i have lots of both.

But i'll only eat the proper stuff, thats been made the genuine way with a real sheep's intestine. The tinned stuff you can buy in the grocery store and the deep fried variety you get in take-aways, is shit. I never touch both.

Haggis is very common at weddings during dinner, either as the starter or main. And of course, there's Burns Night, at the end of January which everyone celebrates. The haggis gets piped into room(bagpipes play as you carry it in), an elder then addresses the haggis(recites some original Burns poetry), and its then served with neeps(turnips), tattys(potatoes) and a whiskey sauce. Then everyone gets shitfaced.

Good times.

 

They pipe the haggis in?
I might need to reconsider my position on this ...

 

Yeah I'll be there just in time to get shitfaced, so that means more for you.

 

Dunno what the new policy is about adding vids etc but hope this works.

 

Nope. The haggis goes down the gullet first, then the alcohol. Dems da rules.

 

Fucking Brits....

 

Haha, buddy! What took you so long?!

 

I started reading this and remembered the one and only time I ate haggis and how much I puked afterwards.

 

That's no problem Ev, it's posting links that lead to other links that lead to Google or Yahoo jumping down Tim's throat that are the problem.

That's quite the video. Hmm ... I should know more about this. My first boyfriend ever was a first generation Scots. He went to school in Scotland to do his 'O' levels.
Bloody hell. Is it too late for me to be a Scot? That's quite a blend ... French Canadian/Mexican/Scots.

 

Yeah ive heard of that kinda thing before. Haggis is actually banned in America i believe, your stomachs must be too delicate. Prob for the best.

Come over to Scotland some time, i'll make a man out of you.