Now THIS is how it's done. Y'all sit up and take note here. The Queen loves fawning ... (I almost typed fondling yikes!) and everyone who does this gets extra marks from Her Royal Highness ...
Glad to have you back. If there are any other green and yellow fans you can invite over...we'd love to have them.
See there he goes already. Bww just can't stay outta trouble. Git in my office now you disreputable sonoffabitch!!!
Name calling is a violation of the TOS. Aren't you a mod? Are you showing favoritism to another poster? Tim!!!
Now I'm going to have to really kill you Bww ... a man cannot live by charm alone ya know? Jaysus. There goes my non-existent reputation AGAIN.
Tim is not going to be happy with you BF. Offering sexual favors so we don't turn you into the real mods...
I'm speechless. That doesn't happen very often. Mongo you ... you're ... I'm going to ... I need to go for a run.
And I suppose you think you're helping here tuna... Well since I'm in for a penny I may as well be in for a pound... Sammiches to go with those Coronas anyone?
What is wrong with me? I keep clicking like on all these horrible defaming post that you guys are writing! Ugh. Please just kill me now ..