The new DPL.

Discussion in 'Cleveland Browns' started by bluez, Apr 3, 2013.

  1. Lyman "Franchise Asshole" Browns Buckeyes

    If this wasn't so sad, it would be funny as hell.
     
  2. Duff_Beer_Doug Franchise Player Browns Indians C&D Club

    I didn't create the league. I forget who did, but they handed off commish duty to me.
     
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  3. Lyman "Franchise Asshole" Browns Buckeyes

    Keystone Cops . . . K-9 Division.
     
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  4. Lyman "Franchise Asshole" Browns Buckeyes

    I think I may have created the league . . . What 6-7 years ago?

    I don't even have access to it now.
     
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  5. IrishDawg42 Legend Manager Browns Buckeyes Fighting Irish

    I think you are right...Anyway, I was able to access an archived view of last year's site. I moved this to a new thread so we don't dirty up the DPL any more than we already have...
     
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  7. IrishDawg42 Legend Manager Browns Buckeyes Fighting Irish

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  8. bluez M.V.P. Browns Indians

    I started a league on ESPN . Thought I would give them a try .I have 4 in and need 6 more .I named the league cBS refuges . I need a email to send out invites . live draft set for Sept 3 .

    Thanks all :cheers:
     
  9. TopDawg Legend

    Why not? I'm gettin in every league I'm invited to this year....As long as I can have two ESPN leagues, because my #2 $$$ league is ESPN.

    topdawg4226@yahoo.com
     
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  10. bluez M.V.P. Browns Indians


    TD .. Thanks I need help keeping GMiller & Gunny in check ..facepalm . first time plying on ESPN . it is a PPR league .I hope all have fun with it . a great group of characters in there . should be fun .

    Gooo Browns !
     
  11. bluez M.V.P. Browns Indians

    beach .TD check your emails for the invites please .
     
  12. crextin Franchise Player Browns

    HAPPY GAME DAY LOUNGE HOUNDZ!!!


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  13. Dogside18 Franchise Player Browns


    I'll do it, Dogside18@yahoo.com
     
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  14. bluez M.V.P. Browns Indians


    welcome dogside . check your email .

    WOOF ! :cheers:
     
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  15. beachbum M.V.P. Manager Steelers

    Haven't gotten anything.
     
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  16. bluez M.V.P. Browns Indians

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  17. bluez M.V.P. Browns Indians

    ? let me resend it .
     
  18. bluez M.V.P. Browns Indians

    Harley
    Davidson is Closing many of its Plants Due to Declining Sales. Apparently, the Baby-Boomers all have motorcycles, and Generation X is only buying a very few, and the next generation, the Millennials, aren’t buying any at all.

    A recent study was conducted to find out why?

    Here are the reasons why Millennials don't ride motorcycles, and why sales are down:

    1. Pants won't pull up far enough for them to straddle the seat.

    2. Can't get their phone to their ear with a helmet on.

    3. Can't use 2 hands to eat while driving.

    4. They don't get a trophy and a recognition plaque just for buying one.

    5. Don't have enough muscle to hold the bike up when stopped.

    6 Might have a bug hit them in the face and then they would need emergency care.

    7. Motorcycles don't have air conditioning.

    8. They can't afford one because they spent 12 years in college trying to get a degree in Humanities, Social Studies or Gender Studies for which no jobs are available.

    9. They are allergic to fresh air.

    10. Their pajamas get caught on the exhaust pipes.

    11. They might get their hands dirty checking the oil.

    12. The handle bars have buttons and levers and cannot be controlled by touch-screen.

    13. You have to shift manually and use something called a clutch.

    14. It's too hard to take selfies while riding.

    15. They don't come with training wheels like their bicycles did.

    16. Motorcycles don't have power steering or power brakes.

    17. Their nose ring interferes with the face shield.

    18. They would have to use leg muscle to back up.

    19. When they stop, a light breeze might blow exhaust in their face.

    20 It could rain on them and expose them to non-soft water.

    21. It might scare their therapy dog, and then the dog would need therapy.

    22. Their man bun wont fit under a helmet.
     
  19. Dogside18 Franchise Player Browns

    while I think that list is completely ridiculous, inaccurate, and plays to stereotypes, that's pretty damn funny.
     
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  20. IrishDawg42 Legend Manager Browns Buckeyes Fighting Irish

    Spoken like a true Millenial, lol..

    j/k Dogside...curious now though, what age bracket are you in? under 18, 18-30, 31-40, 41-55, 56-69, 70+?
     
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