THE PHIL and all of HIS glory

Bah!

 

1970s TEH PHIL

 

That film looks pretty grainy. How many hot dogs ago was that?

 

I would set the over/under around 2000 dogs for his Philness.

 

If anyone is interested, TEH PHIL is putting on a show tonite.

Postgame hot dogs for everyone!

 

Phil's neighbors were upset when the packaging plant set it's distribution site a half mile away (or 132,000,026 dogs away) from Lord Weiner. His weinerness is accepting prototypes ala "foreman."

 

Happy 30th Birthday to TEH PHIL.

The father, the son and the Holy Mackinaw.

 

And on this day, TEH PHIL spoketh unto His flock, “I shall striketh thrice. Upon the third strike, the game shall be in hand.” And it was good.
Praise be!

 

He was very thrilling.

 

Only 3 players have more goals than teh phil in the last 11 years, Crosby, Stamkos and Ovechkin.

 

Don’t know why Seney was so mad. Ain’t nothing wrong with getting dropped by THE PHIL.

 

In one of my leagues I got to trade E Karlsson for The Phil. Karlsson is off to a horrible start. As soon as the trade went through, The Phil scored and got in a fight. Point being... I did the whole Pitt org a favor. I like the Phill.

 

Teh phil would set him straight, hot dogs right off the grille only.

 

Teh Phil gets his 800th career point.

 

Praise Be!

 

He's 31, I'll predict he finishes with 1150.