Roquan Smith had Bears-issued iPad stolen from car

Roquan Smith had Bears-issued iPad stolen from car
Patra, Kevin

Bears 2018 first-round pick Roquan Smith reported several items stolen from his car including his team-issued iPad and several personal effects from his college career.

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… and the Bears already announced they remotely removed the ’2018 playbook.

Also changed the desktop picture to one of those upside down packer helmets disguised as a toilet.

It’s all good.

 

Holy fuck. Did you see that list of stuff taken from him? Dude goes on a shopping kick with his NFL money, and loses the most valuable items he could have acquired as a college player, plus all that swag. I mean, he's driving around in a brand new BMW... and they said there was no forced entry.

Man, Roquan... I guess it's time to grow up real quick, huh? Lesson learned. Damn, I just feel so bad for the guy. You can replace the expensive stuff - but you can't replace his jerseys, trophies, helmets... What a damn shame...

 

Georgia might put out some great players, but no one ever accused them of educating them.

 

Looks like they caught the burglar and recovered most of the stolen goods. All’s well that ends well.

https://chicago.suntimes.com/sports/bears-lb-roquan-smith-says-some-stolen-items-were-recovered/

 

I hope he got his college stuff back. The rest of it can be replaced. I'm glad to hear that his first real use of his NFL money wasn't a total loss. Chin up, young man.

 

How does being burglarized equal being uneducated?

 

It doesn’t. But ya gotta admit it was pretty fucking stupid to leave all that irreplaceable stuff in his car AND leave it unlocked.

 

BWW is supposedly a genius and he couldn’t figure that out?

 

Well, I gotta imagine that he didn’t purposely leave it unlocked.

Like the idiot above me here admits....I’m a genius. And I’ve....hit myself in a the hand with a hammer while nailing something up before. I’ve locked my keys in the car. I’ve locked myself out of my house...more than once. I’ve even walked into a glass window face first.

Sometimes you just do stupid things. It’s life.

 

And you’re simply yet another sad, pathetic member of my ever growing fan club.

 

I’m not a dorky geek like you, so definitely not in your fan club.

 

Either you're in the fan club or you got a thing for me....because you follow me around a lot.

The fan club comes with benefits....but if you have a thing for me you're gonna be disappointed because I don't bend that way.