R.H.S.C. Mock Draft - Hosted by Lyman

I can't tell if Will is posting someone else or if he assumed that was done already. Will? Is it Goedert?

 

Completely hosed by third-party dealings.

 

If Litton could’ve lasted towards the end of the 4th, he could’ve been a Pittsburgh Steeler. Oh well, his loss.

 

the TEXANS select Troy Fumagalli, TE - Wisconsin

 

Will is being nice when he shouldn't. Lucky axe.

 

Axe still gets his boy... Dallas.

 

Lions OTC since Dallas essentially picked already.

 

You want me to pick.

 

Axe took Goedert so just go if you are ready.

 

I have a barber appointment at 5. Stopped at a bar next door and I’m listening to a reggae version of John Denver’s “Country Roads”. Fucking amazing!

 

Lions select Austin Corbett, OG/C, Nevada.

 

I wonder how Easter weekend is going to play out. I'll be happy to post a list before I leave tomorrow, but I'll have Sunday free.

 

Yes. Accused stalker Chase Litton backing up accused rapist Ben Roethlisberger....Sounds ideal.

 

My weekend is fully booked with a shit tonne of sinful acts, mine and some for a few friends too (send in your requests). I wouldn’t want ol’ JC to have died in vain. But like Jell-O, there’s always room ... for a draft.

 

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Ravens select Kerryon Johnson, RB - Auburn

 

Squeaky wheel gets the grease.

 

You mean squealing pig gets the fat.

 

Not to be uncouth, but stalking is less serious/dangerous than raping, so... ... that would be an improvement. But like Axe recently said,
“Gotta keep up the tradition.”

 

Either

Either way - I'm not fussy.

 

This pick is fucking AWESUM!!! for the middle of the 3rd Round.