THE PHIL and all of HIS glory

They should bottle his steam and sell it at Bloomingdale's. GOLD MINE! Who wouldn't want the eau of THIS prime athletic specimen? I bet it'll even smell like hot dogs too!
"TEH PHIL No.81... get ready to fight 'em off with a stick." It also looks like he's standing in a 420 Vaporizer. Another fucking gold mine!

 

TEH PHIL and his Apostles drop a TD (and XP) on the Crapolas. Teh Savior banked one off Holtby to get it going, scoring on a pass banked by Sheahan off the boards. Apostle Geno continued his tear by adding 2 more goals. TEH PHIL added a death blow goal against Grubauer towards the end to put the game out of reach. Praise Be!!!

 

A scoring title for the 2-time Stanley Cup winner? Yes, please. Its a possibility.
https://www.yahoo.com/sports/let-talk-phil-kessel-potentially-203229566.html

 

I could just envision the corndog slow bake after the Jacuzzi, sick, sick sick, mustard anyone. Not to mention the stick.

 

Upper Deck released its Series 2 set of hockey cards this week and included is a insert set featuring the Pittsburgh Penguins and their days with the Stanley Cup from this past summer. Among the 12 cards, which includes Sidney Crosby and Mario Lemieux, is a very unique photo for the card of Phil Kessel, two-time Stanley Cup champion.

In August, when it was Kessel’s day, he spent part of it at a golf course with friends and family, which included him posing with hot dogs inside the Cup’s bowl. You might recall a silly and later debunked story from the Toronto Sun in 2015 that said Kessel would grab a daily dog from a certain vendor near his condo in the city. It even inspired a tattoo!

Clearly, Phil got wind of the story and decided to dunk on Steve Simmons, to the delight of many.

Kessel now has something in common with long-time NHL netminder Olaf Kolzig, who was captured on a 1995-96 Pinnacle card about to down a hot dog with his name spelled out in mustard.

Kolzig told the Washington Post in 1996 that he never did eat that hot dog and the idea came about when he asked card photographers what’s the weirdest hockey card they ever made. Then “the guy handed me a hot dog with my name written in mustard on it.”

We relish the thought that this could start a trend in the hobby.

 

Phil Kessel is in the mix for the Art Ross Trophy, but he doesn’t seem to care too much about it.

Kessel was asked Friday whether he has been following the points race in the NHL. He gave a pretty awesome answer.

“I got two Cups,” Kessel said, via the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. “Doesn’t really matter.”

How do you not love that?

Kessel has scored 24 goals this season and recorded 66 points. He entered Friday tied with teammate Evgeni Malkin for fourth in the league in points, though Tampa Bay’s Nikita Kucherov has a comfortable lead over everyone with 76 points.

Perhaps Kessel feels that as long as he keeps playing well, everything will fall into place. And for a guy once considered a stats guy who couldn’t win, seeing things be reversed has to feel good. (USA Today Sports)

 

Pittsburgh @ Carolina (2/22):
And TEH PHIL challenged the enemy and when the enemy squared upon TEH SAVIOR, He quickly flicked the puck to young Apostle Jake, who then gently pushed it into the wide open goal, 1-0. But His work was not done. For TEH PHIL again drew a challenge and smited Ward with his Holy Wrister, 3-1. 2 minutes later he dealt the death blow off a pass from Apostle Riley to make it 4-1. Penz win! Praise Be!

 

With the Penguins down 2-0 to the Habs, TEH PHIL said unto His Apostles," I shall lead us into this den of filth and we shalt rise above them and put them in their place". And TEH PHIL took His Holy Stick and knocked the puck into the goal, past an awestruck infidel. And the onslaught was only beginning. The Savior had led his people into battle and emerged victorious, 5-3. And it was good.
For TEH PHIL is the Power and the Glory, forever and ever. Praise be!

 

umm hmmm

 

hot dog chirps

 

LOL

 

Phil Wants Out?

 

He wants out of pitt?

 

rumors say maybe

 

Interesting