THE PHIL and all of HIS glory

And the demon Forsberg fooled the lamb Jarry and cast the stone into the mouth of the beast. And the heavens wept a thunderous sorrow. TEH PHIL said unto his flock, "worry not, my brothers, for I am the way... to the hot dog cart." Praise be. 5-4 (SO) Preds.

 

Blake WHO?!?!

 

^^^ best laugh i had in a few weeks! fantastic! hahhahahahahahaha

 

Everyone! Allow me to introduce... TEH PHILOGY!!!

 

Apparently, Crosby's scoring drought was getting to him. Sid sought out the Lamb. He found sanctuary and peace with a blessing from TEH PHIL. Praise be!

 

Um... I think Sid just promised him tomorrows pregame meal.

 

You could have my hot dog, all you have to is ask, lol.

 

I want a hockey rink sized chicken fried steak with 4 eggs and 81 pucksized pancakes. i'm on a diet.

 

Whatever sid promised must be making him happy. Two goals and an assist for 3 pts in the first period.

 

Kessel has not missed a game in 7 years... that's amazing!

 

all that food gives him a nice bubble of protection.

 

Actually, the Penguins coach was pleased with the way Kessel came into camp. He had lost weight and was taking better care of himself. I don't care what the guy looks like or what he eats... he's a beast with a hell of a shot!

Sumbitch can skate too.

 

Yes. He. Is.
Praise be!

 

^^^Made me contemplate changing my avi^^^

 

He should play with a mullet wig on, everybody will be laughing so much, he'll just skate around them.

 

And wear #68.

 

Yeah lol.

 

that's how talented he is - TEH Phil CAN SIMPLY DO IT ALL !