THE PHIL and all of HIS glory

TEH PHIL's latest...

 

Another OT winner.

 

He didn't want to drag the game out any longer as he had plans with some hotdogs immediately after the game.

 

Another OT weiner.

 

amazing how he still defies logic and physics. and he's already had a long career and looks to have many seasons left in him.

 

He can do more than just play hockey

https://sports.yahoo.com/watch-phil-kessel-gets-dusted-ryan-reaves-street-ball-231342381.html

 

TEH PHIL said unto thee, "with this blessed puck I smite thee back to Hellebyuck" and did striketh the puck with his Almighty Blade. The puck went forth, then past the angry beast and into the net. And it was good. TEH PHIL delivered the apostles from Hellebyuck onto victory and the believers rejoiced. 2-1 Pens over the Jets. Praise be!

 

Ryan Reaves having some Halloween fun with TEH PHIL...
https://www.nhl.com/news/phil-kesse...rgh-penguins-teammate-ryan-reaves/c-292354814

 

The Phil looks more like a traveling salesman than a supreme hockey player.

 

unable to defend...? hahhahahhahahaa he had his eye on the buffet table. haha

 

Phil Kessel has 20 points in 17 career games vs the Oilers (11 G, 9 A).

They square off tonight...

 

good stuff Will, this could fit under the gambling thread too. might take this info and run it for a few sheckles.

 

Hhaaaahhhaah, come to find out you can’t bet on games that were already played.

 

PenzOil game: Add 2 more pts to TEH PHIL's tally.

TEH PHIL said unto Apostle Evgeny, "taketh this puck and cast it into the hallowed net of victory." He then delivered the blessed puck and Evgeny did send it past the padded demon guarding the sacred goal. And it was good. Praise be! 3-2 Penz over Oil.

 

https://www.hockeyfeed.com/videos/p...th-in-hilarious-halloween-prank?ref=bottombar

TEH Phil scares easily...

 

KesselMas is just around the corner...

Just remember your favorite cocaine aficionado likes coffee too... hint-hint.

 

I'm watching the Penguins pregame... I did not know or remember the PHIL had cancer 10 years ago, wow.

 

TEH PHIL said unto his apostles, "Wretched these hyenas, on my third point, I shalt cast them out of the Kingdom of the Righteous." And it was done. 3-1 Penz.

 

Phil really needs to play until he is 50. Food carts demand this.