Discussion in 'Pittsburgh Penguins' started by firehalo, Sep 8, 2017.
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I've only used "the Lamb" maybe two or three times. Glad you're digging it.
Game 39: Penz lose to the recently hot Hurricanes 2-1. Should've won that one. 19-17-3 (41 pts)
Game 40: Penz lose to Detroit, 4-1. Ugly performance by the Champs. 19-18-3 (41 pts)
Game 41 (the Midway): Flyers mugged and beaten down by Penguins on South Street. TEH PHIL got it started with one of his famous wristers (with extra mustard). Flyers tied it up 1-1, then the Penz proceeded to drop a deuce (Reeves/Sheary) into the Flyers net to make it 3-1 and never looked back. Penz win 5-1. 20-18-3 (43 pts)
Tomorrow night's game is 70s Night at the arena. Glue on those lambchops, call your favorite cocaine peddler and bust out the bell-bottoms! Its gonna be a PARTAAAAAAAYYYY! Hopefully the 'Canes don't fuck it all up.
Game 42: Canes fuck up 70s Night! The Penz must've been high as fuck because they sucked old leathery buttholes, losing 4-0. Nothing went right. That's 2 wins in a row for the Hurricanes v the Champs and they extend their points lead to 3 over Pittsburgh in the standings. The Penz are currently on pace to miss the playoffs. 20-19-3 (43 pts)
Game 43: Just when the Penz needed to look like the Champs, they pull it off. Pittsburgh rolled into Brooklyn, bitch-slapped the fishStix then split. Jarry pitched a solid shutout and Crosby scored a goal and added 3 assists. The Sprong sprung for 2 goals, his first (and second) of the season. NYI lost 3 players due to injury including Josh Bailey and Andrew Ladd. 21-19-3 (45 pts)
Game 44: Penz snatch 2 points in a slugfest vs teh br00nz, 6-5 OT. Visit TEH PHIL for the gospel version of events. 22-19-3 (47 pts... back at #8!)
Game 45: Penz and TEH PHIL devour a plate of Wings, 4-1. Tristan Jarry with the win filling in for Matt Murray, who is dealing a personal/family issue. Geno, Phil and Sidney lead the way accounting for 9 points on the 4 goals. TEH PHIL with the game winner. 23-19-3 (49 pts)
Game 46: After dumping that plate of wing bones, the BlueSkirts give the Champs a try. TEH PHIL with another game winner (back to back) as the Good Guys win 5-2. TEH PHIL also scored his 700th career point and the team is on 4-game winning streak. Looking good in the Golden Triangle. 24-19-3 (51 pts)
Any word on Murray’s “personal issue”?
I can't find anything on it. Whatever it is, it's being kept under wraps really well.
FOUND IT! His dad passed away.
Game 47: Penz took a dip in the Pond and jumped out with a 5-3 loss. Tristan Jarry was more like Moe, Curly and Larry. TEH PHIL popped his team leading 21st goal. Praise be!
24-20-3 (51 pts ~ 8th in EC standings)
Next up the LA Kings.
Game 48: Penz crash Staples and strut (waddle) out with a well-needed win, 3-1. Casey "Smack My Bitch Up" DeSmith locked down the win with a 28 save performance. Hornqvist with 2 goals (14/15) and Geno with his 21st, tying him for the team lead with TEH PHIL. 25-20-3 (53 pts)
Next game... in the Shark tank.
Exactly where I was coming from.
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