Drinking 3 beers real quick after a 3 hr bike ride is a buzz
oh that is. in my stupid youth, me and my friends were in the basement of a buddy of ours. his older brother was an obnoxious ass. he comes downstairs and starts yelling "all i hear is how big of a drinker you are, and bog college guy and how you can drink any amount etc." i said "yeah, i can." he said "i bet you a case of beer you can't drink 7 beers in 14 min." now that amount in insane and it was a dick move of him to say that many beers in such a short time knowing i would lose.
i said " i'll do it on 1 condition." he said "name it." i need a big plastic cup and the pour of the first beer doesn't count towards the 14 min." he said "your on."
so 7 cans were opened and set up in front of me. the first one was poured into the cup and i started. my buddies were cheering me on. the cup was a 32 ounce old 7-11 Cup for a Slurpee or something. Within 1 min in, i had 2 beers down. then did a beer every 2 minutes and change. now i had 45 seconds left and on my last beer. i finished it with 30 sec left. in defeat he was all mad.
i then said "double or nothing, give me 1 more minute for 1 more beer." he said "done. my friends were screaming at me to not do it! i did it. 8 beers in 15 min. in defeat he walked back upstairs really pissed off.
i sat on the couch and people were asking me if i was ok. i replied "don't touch me and just give me some time." i felt paralyzed.
after 10 min, i went back to the party. i could've easily have died as that amount would kill a lot of people. the smart move would've been to make myself puke as it would've been all beer anyways, but i didn't.
months later we were at our local bar and i see him. he still didn't pay yet. after 30 min i yell across the bar "hey John, are you ever going to pay your debt off!" the whole bar was like "oooh!" he was so mad. next door was a beer distributor and he said "lets go and get this over with!" he got 2 30 packs of miller lite and put them in my car!
the rest is history!
to this day, that amount and time is a record i never seen even close to attempted or beaten!
dumb college youth!
Baseball season is almost here !